Casual Style

I just shared this article, but apparently it's over a year old. As a girl, these "laws" are attractive and insanely sexy, but I had a hard time figuring out why.
It should also be noted that boys' style rules are way cooler/funner to read.
Girls' style rules consist of "dress for your shape" and "trends for Spring!" Inevitably, advice offered for dressing your shape and listed trends are fucked retarded incongruous.
Anyway, let's take a look at some of these "laws" and guess why they're so sexy to las chicas.

Why does a white shirt look awesome on a guy? Probably because I'm thinking about how it will look on me in the morning.

Blue gingham? A bit farmer chic, yes. However, they bring to mind getting banged in a hayloft. Win.

Yes, so soft. And faintly dad-like. Mike Rowe I'm looking at you.

Ribbed sweaters make you look gay (not in a good way).

Also:
Tennis: Andy Roddick, Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal
Baseball: Chase Utley, Grady Sizemore
Basketball: Um, that Spanish kid that looks like a Jonas Brother
Football: duh
Boxing: Those Russian twins? I don't really know.

e) Like unwrapping a present on Christmas.