every day is roomies day: August 2008

Friday, August 29, 2008

It Makes My Taco Pop!

We all love chipmunk, despite rumors of cheating on the mat (beam? floor? vault?).

BUT! I'm pretty sure we can all forgive her after viewing her newest commercial for Ortega salsa:

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Zed said...: Dude. Wrong. She's only 16!; August 29, 2008 at 3:45 PM

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Things I have learned living with Zhi and Marc in China

I have learned special things about Marc and Zhi after living with them, and just them, for almost a month:

Zhi has white guilt

We had some maids in to clean the house last week and Zhi didn't know what to do. "Should I look at them?" "Why are they touching my stuff?" Well Zhi, it's kind of their job.

Marc loves chipmunks
In France, the movie "Cool Runnings" was called "Rasta Rockets"

And also the theme song is apparently different

Zhi works out in boxers only
Someone is curious about gay dwarf porn
Marc loves Wedding SOS

Also, wedding shows bring out the worst in Marc, everyone's a cunt, he wants to poop in their mouth, etc.

Living with both of them is like living with your best girl friends, you're in your panties, eating ice cream (okay, popsicles) in front of the TV and watching awful reality shows

If we were a sorority we could be Zeta Kappa Banger

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Zed said...: I did not say "should I look at them." I merely questioned what I was supposed to do if I was there while they were working. It seemed inappropriate to stare at them cleaning, but also wrong to just pretend like they weren't there.

I will admit, I do have White Guilt. Also, working out in your boxers is so liberating.; August 29, 2008 at 9:02 AM

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