Dey come in trees

So there's this. And my (predictable?) reaction below.

Jamo: wow it really does come in 3s
http://www.tmz.com/
that is fucking amazing
Sent at 3:34 PM on Thursday

Carmina: yeah i guess no one's next, perfect tres

Jamo: effing crazy

Carmina: or you could say
"It's BAD"!!!

Jamo: shameless

Carmina: or thrilling news

Jamo: without shame

Carmina: Sham-on!

Jamo: billy jean will have to find a new lover

Carmina: too soon

Jamo: you need to change the orange party to a michael jackson party

Carmina: you would've thought he could "beat it"
or..
"orange you glad your ass isn't dead"

Jamo: yeah, that's more of an anti-death party

Carmina: looking at his corpse in the mirror
Sent at 3:42 PM on Thursday

Carmina: this news makes me want to scream.
q: You wanna be startin' something?
a: Yes, Michael's heart.

Jamo: okay, i need to walk away now
Sent at 3:44 PM on Thursday