Burger Bomb

I don't know if this is too late as a response for Jamo , but it took me this long to find something to say. Also, I was kind of over it, then I got under it again.

In-n-Out is not in the fast food category. It's definitely not the same as like, Burger King and Jack in the Box.

• They're not churned out factory style


• They cut their own fries


• Their employees are generally happy (also white, asian [in Daly City])


• That shit takes hella long. Have you been in that drive-thru? It takes like, 20 minutes! I've run out of gas in that line.

Barney's is not gourmet. Plus, as a sit down restaurant, they charge extra for fries. That's crap. However, they do have delicious fries. I would say better curly fries at Barney's than actual hamburgers.

But the, like, main impetus for responding today and not other days, is that at Orson they serve a burger with the following:

• Cobb salad relish (which is bacon and blue cheese, I think)


• Homemade steak sauce


• Foie gras mayonaisse

And it comes with (DUCK FAT) french fries! All for $15!

Granted, this is way outside the scope of our initial discourse, but that shit is fucking gourmet.

I may rescind my Orson boycott (apparently I was "too drunk") to partake in this burger, who's coming with?

Also I took down the last post because I knew it would cache (or cash-ay as [redacted] says, dumb bitch) for you guys and there would be little to no risk for those people mentioned in the post to read it.